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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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(360): View more from Washington

drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience

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(516): View more from New York

Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis

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(636): View more from Missouri

PS: I just woke up from my shower

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.

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