just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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