How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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