I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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