the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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