I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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