Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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