I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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