Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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