you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
