I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I look better un-naked...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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