Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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