That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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