so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
another moral hangover. fuck.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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