I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
high people should be assigned attendants
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I could fuck to npr.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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