Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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