i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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