i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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