someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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