You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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