Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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