yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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