Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just google imaged poop.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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