Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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