Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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