Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

  (310): View more from California

  ***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican. (310): ***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated. http://tfl.nu/5wsv
  Replies (12) Good night (503) Bad night (802)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother. http://tfl.nu/z8j5
  Replies (28) Good night (1593) Bad night (564) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  coke and sex party at dan's

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  im watching greys anatomy with megan...

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  wha-pishhh

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): coke and sex party at dan's (201): im watching greys anatomy with megan... (973): wha-pishhh http://tfl.nu/auvy
  Replies (50) Good night (1037) Bad night (4303)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy? http://tfl.nu/i95d
  Replies (275) Good night (4082) Bad night (26682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him. http://tfl.nu/x6kf
  Replies (43) Good night (4988) Bad night (1635)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts. http://tfl.nu/rew4
  Replies (24) Good night (860) Bad night (5287) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday". http://tfl.nu/bzic
  Replies (8) Good night (7036) Bad night (811) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack. http://tfl.nu/7j66
  Replies (2) Good night (1650) Bad night (540) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+31): its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland http://tfl.nu/q1fm
  Replies (7) Good night (1528) Bad night (864) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick http://tfl.nu/1wa4
  Replies (3) Good night (592) Bad night (1309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america? http://tfl.nu/75bl
  Replies (3) Good night (2420) Bad night (503) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party http://tfl.nu/vtss
  Replies (8) Good night (3739) Bad night (534) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on. http://tfl.nu/t92u
  Replies (12) Good night (1936) Bad night (729) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way. http://tfl.nu/xvcq
  Replies (6) Good night (577) Bad night (387) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (260): View more from Indiana

  I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (260): I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business. http://tfl.nu/cc6r
  Replies (1) Good night (466) Bad night (123)

Randomize