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• (323): View more from California

  don't go home with that guy from jersey

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  i know, not worth the blood test

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?

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  Wow! You need to get laid.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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• (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.

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  Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  "DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.

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  I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.

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• (714): View more from California

  Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

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