Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
This is the high leading the old right now
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am available for nakedness
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