Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
