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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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(850): ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of http://tfl.nu/f0gq

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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!

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(813): for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?! http://tfl.nu/r22y

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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.

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(517): Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early. http://tfl.nu/8f7a

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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.

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(605): Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy. http://tfl.nu/ugyo

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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(774): i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness" http://tfl.nu/ogi9

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(443): View more from Maryland

please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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(443): please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow http://tfl.nu/myf2

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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.

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(251): I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this. http://tfl.nu/9nyi

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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(865): He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends. http://tfl.nu/ncfq

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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.

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(218): You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate. http://tfl.nu/a3k9

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(248): View more from Michigan

Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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(248): Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya? http://tfl.nu/gd64

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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.

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(516): Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out. http://tfl.nu/276h

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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.

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(443): Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again. http://tfl.nu/8fgb

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(917): View more from New York City

Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.

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(917): Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays. http://tfl.nu/jpwh

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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?

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(541): So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right? http://tfl.nu/c92i

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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border

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(914): They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border http://tfl.nu/ra2t

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