About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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