Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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