Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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