is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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