I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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