better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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