is your mom at the bar?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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