And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Less talking, more tequila
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have tasted many bathrooms
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
