i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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