I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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