I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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