This girl is more easily done than said...
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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