why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize