I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just found puke in my bra..
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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