You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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