We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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