i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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