hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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