When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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