He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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