Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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