That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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