I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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