Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
