Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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