Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
well you can't waste a boner
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize