If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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