Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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