Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I could fuck to npr.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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