I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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