big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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