That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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