She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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