I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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